Monday, January 25, 2010

Surreal Cincinnati

So, let's say you're walking out of Cianciolo's or the Ohio Book Store - If you're a rather fatalistic fellow with some time to browse, you just may be in luck: MainStreetCaskets.com has a prominent storefront right on Main Street in Cincinnati. This store front is complete with a facing of merchandise out front for curious window-shoppers. A quick perusal of their website shows the value of this little shop (The 'Going Home' for only $899! That price is just insane).

But we all know this already... I'm posting about a more recent development. From the same storefront as MainStreetCaskets.com, you can now also buy scooters. Talk about one-stop shopping - Now you don't have to make two trips! Below is a camera phone picture - apologies for the low quality.BTW, I think funeral-related expenses are priced way too high because there is not enough competition. So, I support developments like this business that helpp open up the market. However, as a store front this is pretty surreal and I'm surprised that it works as a business decision.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Conan v Leno

I much prefer Conan O'Brien to Jay "The Evil of Banality" Leno. However, as Bill Simmons explains, you can't say NBC was being stupid dumping Conan. Leno put on an awful show at 11:30, but it drew a good audience. Conan dumbed down his show to try to copy this, but was unable to repeat Leno's sucess and lost half his audience in six months (HT: James Choi).

Do you think Conan worked at 11:30?
Conan's show sucked at 11:35. That's the reason the ratings were down — not because of his lead-ins. What's Jon Stewart's lead-in? What's SNL's lead-in? Conan did a watered-down, toothless version of his 12:35 show, and even his die-hard fans weren't crazy about it. These are the facts. Only after they canned him did he show flashes of the old Conan again. Look, he's not Johnny Carson; he's a gawky, super-witty, awkward, hyperactive goofball who isn't going to appeal to everyone.

Do you think Conan handled this situation the right way?
I thought he was too whiny. Look, it's television. His job was to deliver ratings and revenue; he lost nearly 50 percent of Leno's 11:35 audience in six months, but took none of the blame and made no effort to fix his show. This wasn't his fault? And besides, he's the one who stupidly passed up all that Fox money in 2004. I never understood that. What was so special about a Tonight Show that had twelve years (and counting) of Leno stink on it? How iconic could it have been?

Isn't this all kind of silly? Isn't the theory that everyone just watches everything on Hulu and DVR anyway?
Normally, I'd agree with you, but did you see the numbers? Leno's 11:35 show made $35–40 million profit for NBC; Conan's show was on pace to lose $5 million and had zero critical buzz. So it was a big deal, I think; look at where Conan was five years ago and where he is now. It's one of the biggest falls in TV history. NBC paid $43 million to get rid of him!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Hold on Hope

Homeless Haitians Told Not To Flee to U.S. - The U.S. State Department has been broadcasting via radio to Haitians: "(We) will intercept you on the water and send you back home where you came from." Kerry Howley comments via Twitter "Massive monetary aid to Haiti looks very cynical through immigration lens." ...Indeed, opening our doors to refuges is probably the best thing the United States could do to relieve suffering in Haiti. However, that doesn't appear to be an option politically for the current administration.

In the long-term, The biggest help the United States could give to Haiti's economy would be to repeal tarrifs on Haitian sugar. Unfortunately, this policy also has a significant special interest group opposed to it: domestic sugar producers. Those producers are dominant politically even though the potential benefits in lower food expenses to U.S. consumers from a liberalized sugar marker outweigh the excess profits producers are currently making from their captive market.

The fact to find depressing about this is that it shows how little of a voice Haitians have in the United States. U.S. aid to Haiti is definitely helpful... But the policies we could adopt to really help Haitians are not even on the table because of their slight costs to American special interests. If 1/100 as many Americans were suffering you can bet the goverment would take every step necessary to help (And would be heavily criticized for any failings, as in New Orleans. I'm not saying we should treat this the same as a domestic disaster, but we can easily do more. The current U.S. Administration is providing some important and very public help to Haiti, but certainly not the best help.

Update: The U.S. has now also banned commercial air travel from Port-au-Prince due to security concerns.

Saturday, January 16, 2010